Quando o Corinthians será campeão da libertadores...

[Grease~* 5]

Era o início da década de 60, do século passado, quando se deu este interessante episódio :

 

O Presidente do Santos marca uma reunião com Deus.

É necessário se cadastrar para acessar o conteúdo.

• Entre
• ou
• Cadastre-se

Chegando lá, ele pergunta:

- Senhor Deus, eu gostaria de saber se o Santos será Campeão da Libertadores ?

Deus consulta seu livro – flap, flap, flap (páginas do livro de Deus)- e diz:

- Sim, o Santos será Campeão da Libertadores, ainda na sua gestão. E duas vezes…

 

 

 

 

O Presidente do Palmeiras também marca uma reunião com Deus.

É necessário se cadastrar para acessar o conteúdo.

• Entre
• ou
• Cadastre-se

- Senhor Deus, e o Verdão, será Campeão da Libertadores ?

Deus consulta seu livro – flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap – e diz:

- Será sim, o Palmeiras será Campeão da Libertadores, mas não na sua gestão, nem na do próximo presidente…

 

 

 

 

O Presidente do São Paulo, curioso, também marca uma reunião com Deus:

É necessário se cadastrar para acessar o conteúdo.

• Entre
• ou
• Cadastre-se

- Senhor Deus, e o São Paulo, será Campeão da Libertadores ?

Deus consulta seu livro – flap, – e diz:

- Que rápido, será sim, o São Paulo será Campeão da Libertadores várias vezes, mas não na sua gestão.

 

 

 

 

 

 

O Presidente do Flamengo também marca uma reunião com Deus.

É necessário se cadastrar para acessar o conteúdo.

• Entre
• ou
• Cadastre-se

- Senhor Deus, e o Flamengo, será Campeão da Libertadores ?

Deus consulta seu livro – flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap – e diz:

- Será sim, o Flamengo será Campeão da Libertadores, mas não na sua gestão, nem na do próximo presidente.

 

 

 

 

O Presidente do Corinthians também marca a tal reunião com Deus.

É necessário se cadastrar para acessar o conteúdo.

• Entre
• ou
• Cadastre-se

 

- E o Coringão, será Campeão da Libertadores ?

 

Deus consulta seu livro e …. – flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, e Deus pensa:

‘eita que não acaba…’

 

e tome flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, e Deus disse:

- ACHEI! Ah não, é engano.

- e continua… flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, , flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap

- Achei !!! – grita Deus – Está aqui. É em 2210.

- Não, não.. Desculpe-me. Aqui é o corinthians de alagoas que conquista a libertadores.

- e prosseguiu … flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap?.

 

São Jorge que acompanhava de perto, já extremamente irritado, pegou o livro das mãos do todo poderoso e continuou:

 

… flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, , flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap, flap,flap, flap, flap, flap…

 

E Deus retomou a procura…

 

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- Não achei. Peraí que vou consultar em outros Planetas – e tome-lhe flaps…

 

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O presidente do corinthians, empolgado e incentivando Deus, comenta:

NÃO PÁRA! NÃO PÁRA! NÃO PÁRA! …

 

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E Deus finaliza… - Será sim, o Corinthians será Campeão da Libertadores…

mas não na MINHA gestão !!!

 

 

Só para deixar claro, eu sou corinthiano.. mas não resisti a essa piada.. IOEWIOWEIOEW

['Math 2]

é, corinthians não ganha a libertadores e você não ganha de mim no cs ;]

estamos quites

]airairairiariarii

[Kyle 6]

epic lol kkk

[yahazu 213]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

 

Muito boa mesmo cara.

[sihmaum/AFF 13]

JOPASDASDJOPASDJOPASD~ÇASD´PSDFK´PASFASF

 

rialto

[~GabrielD 4]

Somos fodas sem libertadores \o/ #VAICURINTIA

[caxacaxo 11]

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dei pala agora

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[dinardi 0]

Gostei achei bem interesante '-'..vo conta essa pa todo mundo...

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[sihmaum/AFF 13]

infinitamente flap ...

[hackfixo 12]

Os paulista nunca toma vergonha na cara! exculaxa meu flamengo mesmo seu F...$#@%$ Sao Paulo e tao bom que ta sofrendo no brasileiro! e com toda sinceridade

o flamengo foi o unico até agora sobe minha visão de ter pegado mais times fortes doque quais quer outro time tanto que seja carioca ou paulista! que venha mais deles.

['Leozin 35]

Tenso, no meio de um monte de time feio tinha que colocar meu mengão.

Mas gostei da do Corinthians rs, é a realidade! kk

[denwc 7]

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#quedó

[allcohol 34]

Grease nós vai ter uma conversa séria ¬¬"

[TiiKiiNhooH~* 29]

Nunca será!!

[lan91 0]

não gostode futebol prefiro jogar bulita :D

[.Macumbinha. 16]

Eu ri ! xD

[PoweR BoLT 92]

#Vaicurintcha

[..:Reborns:.. 3]

Issae!

[raizen12 6]

Pode colocar umas 600 páginas ai...

[Explosion Art 1]

corithiano até a morte

 

e flap!

[Sanguinario0 0]

kkkkkkk que sacanagem em mais foi muito boa kkkkk

[Bart 5]

uhasushauhsashu

 

 

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Está em todos os lugares.

[gcpes2011 0]

Essa piada é velha em tiu ;)